Every Gal needs an Old Rich Man...

Inspired by a post and in responce to a comment on Old Man Rich's Blog....

"Sara said...
But WHY would the CIA not want us to know about the second moon?
Ohhh... ::rolls eyes::
Is that where they keep the weed?"

No, that is where they hide the aliens. See back in the Apollo era, while we were sending up men for "exploration", it was really a smoke screen for the CIA, NSA and FBI to send up Stealth like ships to move Area 51 to the secondary, "Ghost Moon". The primary function of this moon is for study and communication between ourselves and our "friends" from space. Neil was just a poster boy, it was Elvis who made the first real trek. He is currently Mission Specialist 3, right behind JFK and The Lindberg Baby (who is actually a very bitter man with only one testicle) I digress...SO in 1972, the completed the transfer of ships and bodies and personnel. Recently the shuttle issues are not due to mistakes or failing parts. It's the Andovian Mafia from Vertiran IIV. They're not happy about some deal involving Loch Ness (she's really a pricness of the vertirian royal family and she choose to hang here and meet boys) so they are sending us a Message to send her back or get her laid.and that's that =)