Sass of the day

It's Lent - for you non Catholics - it's the 40 days before the death and resurrection of Jesus.
If you need more info - google it, I'm not your mother.
In observance: Catholics don't eat meat on Fridays - fish only

The consultants catered in BBQ for themselves and the one I know invited me to join.
I remembered the Lent thing and said "oh, man, it's lent"
Consultant I Don't Know: "Oh, so don't eat it"
Me: "Yeah, it's a busy day, I need some protein"
CIDK: "you don't need meat for protein, vegetarians do it"
Me: "True but if God wanted me to be Vegetarian, he wouldn't have made cows taste so good"