i haven't been lucky enough to have kids. i'm guessing it is because nature might not be able to handle this genetic code for more than one life form. fair enough. as a consolation, nature gave me twin nephews to be silly with, make fart and poop jokes with, and have two little monkeys to spend my love and lego money on endlessly. I don't think there is anything else that can make me grin from ear to ear then pictures of the monkeys.


toothless monkey #1,"tia, we made you cookies for valentines day but then we got hungry."
me: you ate my cookies?
toothless monkey #2, "not all of them"

i'm a lucky tia.