cold-calls

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RINGRING
Me: hello?
Person: good evening ma'am, I'm looking for a Mr. Garcia
Me: me too, sister.
P: pardon?
Me: I'm looking for a Mr Garcia, too
P: I don't understand
Me: I'm single, in my forties and it's been a while...
P: while?
Me: you know what I mean, sister friend, a WHILE... Since...
P: since?
Me: you know... Since I got lai---
CLICK!

~fin~