Automatic Voice: If your mortgage is currently behind or you have an interest rate of 7 percent or higher, please press 1 for an opportunity to lower your payments--
M: (presses 1)
Person: Hi this is (name) do you need help with your mortgage?
M: nope
P: don't?
M: nope
P: why did you press one?
M: I'm bored
P: I don't understand....
M: what is there to understand, the world is a vast and ever evolving place. Accept that and you accept peace and our lord Jesus.