monkeys don't like beans. it makes for a huge mess when they have to resort to poop-flinging. although, the flea, in his revelry in all things gross would enjoy the beans as it would make "what's een-side" all the more disgusting and powerful., yes, i found an apartment. i will not be homeless in chicago. thank goodness. because without a car it was looking pretty grim for staying on the streets.

my apartment is going to be a wee studio with a balcony and a view of lake michigan. HOLY CRAP I'M EXCITED!

let the purging begin!