i'm a unit of measure

yes, i realize it's lame to google search oneself. however, it's entirely sweet to find things totally not related to anything:
i know, you envy me. having an entire system of measurement named after me. and i'm not even dead yet!!! feel free to incorporate the zarn unit of measure into your daily life.

p.s. - i love my carol and am totally pissed about the nursing school situation. however, we discussed and i agree with her. when things don't work out, there is always a reason. something else is in the plans for her. maybe a move to chicago so she can keep me company. maybe i'll even introduce her to vince vaughn (after i stalk him and become his new best friend).